Not Your Keys, Not Your Cheese — Bitcoin Tee

Every crypto holder eventually learns the rule. If you don't control the private keys, you don't really control the coins. The old version of the saying is "not your keys, not your coins." This is the softened, slightly funnier cousin — same wisdom, less lecture.

Boxed Bitcoin heading at the chest. Two serif lines below — symmetric, rhyming, the kind of slogan that sticks. Printed in GlennSpeak gold on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, premium ringspun cotton, relaxed cut, soft hand. DTG print. GlennSpeak gold inside-neck label inside.

For the self-custody crowd, the hardware-wallet evangelists, and the friend who needs the hint.

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, 100% ringspun combed cotton
• DTG print in GlennSpeak gold on premium navy
• Boxed sans-serif niche heading + serif slogan, designed in-house
• GlennSpeak gold-on-navy inside-neck label
• Unisex sizing, XS through 5XL