Not Your Keys, Not Your Cheese — Bitcoin Tee

Every crypto holder eventually learns the rule. If you don't control the private keys, you don't really control the coins. The old version of the saying is "not your keys, not your coins." This is the softened, slightly funnier cousin — same wisdom, less lecture.

Printed in GlennSpeak gold on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, premium ringspun cotton, relaxed cut, soft hand. DTG printing in the signature gold. Inside-neck label in GlennSpeak gold-on-navy.

For the self-custody crowd, the hardware-wallet evangelists, and the friend who needs the hint.

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, 100% ringspun combed cotton
• DTG print in GlennSpeak gold on premium color
• GlennSpeak gold-on-navy inside-neck label
• Available sizes: XS–3XL. Size range varies by color — see the size selector for color-specific availability. Sizes XS–2XL available in all colors."